What part of dead...

Me: "I am calling to tell you that my aunt died in January."
Credit Card Company: "Well, sir, the account was never closed, so the late fees and charges still apply."
Me: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections..."
Credit Card Company: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."
Me: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
Credit Card Company: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau...maybe both!"
Me: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
Credit Card Company: "...excuse me...?"
Me: "Did you get what I was just telling you...the part about her being dead?"
Credit Card Company: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!"
(Supervisor gets on the phone)
Me: 'I'm calling to tell you that my aunt died in January."
Credit Card Company: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Me: "You mean yo ... Читать дальше »